I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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