Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
Randomize