im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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