I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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