We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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