On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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