So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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