It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
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I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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