stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
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just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
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When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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