I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
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