Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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