yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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