People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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