I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
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I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
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She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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