Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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