We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
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Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
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I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Alive.
So much puke
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
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