i think i have herpe
just one?
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Randomize
