Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm at about main and main street
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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