you traded sex for a burrito?
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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