In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
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i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
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I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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