I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
this hospital has no fireball
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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