it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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