Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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