u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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