My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
she looked like the before picture.
do herpes really smell.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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