I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
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Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
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You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well