I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
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Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
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Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.