I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
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THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
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so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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