I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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