I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Randomize
