I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
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