He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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