So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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