so explain again why im purple
no
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
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The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
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Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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