quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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