How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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