everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
