Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
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I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
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Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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