is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
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The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
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It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
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