I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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