do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
she woke up with a sticky ear
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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