i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
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you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
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I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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