I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
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so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
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There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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