we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
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You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
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Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
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