Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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