so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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