So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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