do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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