ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
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Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
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Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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