In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Come see our sink grown plant.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
She's the barista slut.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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