is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
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