kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
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omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
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Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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