fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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