If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
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