you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
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you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
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Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Also, beer. Big fan.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
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