Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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