Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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