we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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