Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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