let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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