sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
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this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
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whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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