Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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